Grandiose Misnomers - Musical

Everybody is talking about (artist) - I guarantee 6 billion people were not talking about KT Tunstall, despite what the advert said.

(artists) exquisite / stunning / incredible new album - works of art worthy of such adjectives are limited to, perhaps, one a year at best.

Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me - No, because that would make her less hot. Because, dear Pussycat Dolls, you are average looking. Or 'tepid', to put it in your parlance.