Grandiose Misnomers - Retail

The Greenwich Kebab Centre - a takeaway, not a conference facility.

Georgio's International Mobile Phone Centre, Brighton - I question whether Georgio has any other branches of his internet cafe cum mobile phone unlocking store.

World of Taps - A small bathroom supplies showroom. Note the grandness of 'world' and understatement of 'taps'.

Any establishment with 'city', 'planet', 'world', etc, in the name - 'shop', 'store' or 'market' is the word they're after.

Les Hire Almost Anything (Aylesbury) - Come on, Les.